So the power went out at M&E's. And we never ordered food, but those assholes made us pay for our drinks and leave a tip anyway, even though the ice cream-sundae waiter told us not to. And he also told me to get him out of work, which I tried to do. So. basically. we should boycott max and ermas because... they made us pay 3 dollars even though we had the inconvenience of having to go to a WHOLE OTHER RESTAURANT (which I think I just spelled wrong. but whatever) so we could get food. And I still left our waitress a good tip (which she didn't deserve).
Anyway- so basically we went to Johnny Rockets. I got a Very Cherry Milkshake. And because Alex and I had been talking about Elvis, Laura got a peanutbutter-bannana milkshake, which sounded absolutely disgusting... And Alex was wisely pointed out,"hey! Elivis drinks that" even though it was called the Elvis milkshake. Then he got the Coffee Crunch< Milkshake. but instead of it being Coffee inside, it was a ground up mexican. And then he choked on a buffalo-sauce-smothered chicken finger. And I offered to give him the heimlich because he looked like death. Not like he was about to die. Like death. Blake got a Black-and-White Milkshake, because they had a lot in common. (to avoid a comment on how mean that is, he thought it was funny.)


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So we went to Rachaels house and we played Mario Kart. Alex cheated. so he should die.

And then I told them about my "Tazz and Jap" dance lessons. So I said it would be a good milkshake, because Japanese people are salty unlike the buttery mexican Alex had sucked through a straw earlier. And Alex pointed out that it also had the sour flavor of Tazmanians, but that we shouldn't eat them because they are almost extinct. Wouldn't that just make them a delicacy? Like, Lobster or something?

-Paul Kubicki

ps. apologies for the extreme font color usage. Even though that pretty much all of it. so...whatever.yeah.

Ok. So we're sitting on the couch. Alex is wearing plaid shorts.
Blake is standing, and we were gonna play wii but then we never did due to the fact that I have shitty games and my mom won't buy good ones.

Rachael is wearing jeans. So am i. so is blake. alex is an outcast because he is wearing plaid shorts. what a dumbass.


-written by Paul Kubicki

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Alrighty i am a slow typer so im gonna make this short and sweet, Paul Sucks.
ok so im not a slow typer on my school laptop so im gonna actually type somehitng... mmm except i dont know what to type... well w/e oh yea, today at glow-bowling our socks looked pretty sweet:



paul was cheating...

the end

-Alex Rogers
 
   

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Alex was just pissed because I was getting strikes left and right without trying (to be fair, it was bumber bowl, but still). And then he started getting all pissy because he couldn't get one. And then i told him he could bowl for my turn and he got one for me, and it was just funny. He almost cried. Well... he almost almost cried. So, not really. but sort of.

And yeah- then we left. But yes, as Alex said, our socks looked pretty damn flouncy.

the real end.

-Paul Kubicki

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ok its not the real end because i need to say this

the (real) end

-Alex Rogers

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die.

-Paul Kubicki